Good lesson to be learnt here. It doesn't pay to have too much top up munt juice before hitting town. 4 stubbies maybe but not 16 :(
Every Friday at work the company throws open the fridge and its open slather from 1700 till 1900. I think the objective of this generosity is to have a couple or so to wind down from the week. The m33r however takes this as a way of getting munted before going home so the couple turns into 10 very quickly and on most occassions 12. Last Friday the commander in his usual manner of wanting/yearning to partake of the amber influence came around and it was to be a night in town. Whilst waiting for him to arrive, m33r consumes another 3 ICE's. On his arrival, yet another 3 were consumed whilst chin-wagging and waiting for the 'steady cow'. Steady Cow (taxi) arrives so m33r, commander and the Bodriguez are off to Sky City and the Atrium bar. A couple of rounds each there (plus a good winning on the pokies by Bodriguez) and the move was to Bar 3 upstairs. With the 16 odd stubbies before hand and now a stomach full of schooners, needless to say the effects of this all was starting to kick in .. unfortunately. Matt0r and Bodriguez had no problems walking past the bouncer to get into bar 3, however it was quite the opposite for m33r. Thoughts running through the head were "for christ's sake don't fricken wobble and stumble". What happens when I walk past the bouncer ... wobble .. stumble ... erk! I manage to get around the corner out of sight of the bouncer but then I hear a "Sir .. Sir ... excuse me .. but how much have you had to drink"? My reply, if i recall, was something synonymous with "A shit load mate". I was promptly advised to sit myself down and watch the league where upon the bouncer went and rounded up the other 2 advising them I had been **ACCESS DENIED** :P
After that it was off to Marguerittas where amazingly I had *** ACCESS GRANTED ***. The walk (stumble) up the stairs was shattering however and I near tripped ass over kite going up.
So the moral behind all this is "If you drink (heaps) before you town it ... you're a bloody idiot" :P
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